sapphic-ambitions:

THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

skybound-soul:

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

melancholymango:

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

ao3tagoftheday:

ethermaster:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

• That aint renaissance fanart

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

taikova:

expression sketches of lance

lotorlovelotor:

Take your socks off, bitch

viaanki:

I’m going to miss her. She deserved so much better.

outerspacejosh:

words to live by. ( in tyler’s handwriting )

ithotyouknew2:

lesbianeroticthriller:

sufjanstevens420:

lizziesamuels:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings

Me when I see hot wings

Just gals loving hot wings

kylehasatumblr:

GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS